one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
what time did you go to bed last night?
that information is confidential
there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him